steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

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star trek aos + tumblr text posts (pt. 1/?)

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ixilecter:

All gifs from the Comic Con Pannibal are here.

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itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

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Like a magpie, I am a scavenger of shiny things: fairy tales, dead languages, weird folk beliefs, fascinating religions, and more.
Laini Taylor, Lips Touch: Three Times (via barbiedreamjaeger)
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SONG: UnknownHannibal 2.09 Deleted Scene
ARTIST: Unknown
ALBUM: Unknown
PLAYED: 17053 times

midorieyes:

kirbycrow:

tumbleweedforyou:

madnizilla:

warpedchyld:

mongoosewillygraham:

haanigram:

sassycannibal:

Will Graham staring into the middle distance while out-of-focus Hannibal Lecter sits next to him.

OMG

I KNEW IT

IT BACK

WHAT EVEN IS THIS

OH MY GOD YES

(I’m just feeling ashamed that I didn’t realise this was Hugh)

What the fuck is this even from…. <3 Please just click if you want to read Hug reciting a paragraph about straddling a big dick LOL

I need someone to take this audio of Hugh reading erotic text, and sprinkle these lines throughout episodes of Hannibal as Will’s inner monologue whenever he sees Hannibal.

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columbiasdismantler:

#Serialkillerdadproblems

columbiasdismantler:

#Serialkillerdadproblems

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locustpoof:

i played this game
And I wanted to make a gif of the booty grinding from Domic’s BUTT video
IT IS ALSO TRANSPARENT, drag that booty shaking

locustpoof:

i played this game

And I wanted to make a gif of the booty grinding from Domic’s BUTT video

IT IS ALSO TRANSPARENT, drag that booty shaking

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affectingly
'deputy derek taking care of his little omega' ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME BECAUSE OH MY GOD. He takes SUCH good care of his little omega. And Stiles gets so needy and demanding and MEAN sometimes when he's going into heat, you know, just. He's cranky! And so he complains about EVERYTHING and Derek just has to grit his teeth and be patient and kind because maybe, maybe Stiles has this like 3-4 days just before his heat where he doesn't even want to be TOUCHED b/c he's not READY YET but also

halfhardtorock:

ALSO, he’s still so turned on by everything and it’s TOO MUCH. so he’s just cranky and grumpy and oversensitive. But Derek’s so good and he’ll give Stiles exactly what he needs as soon as he’s ready for it. And at first Stiles is all angry and contrary, telling Derek he’s not doing it HARD ENOUGH and clawing at him and wriggling too much but as soon as Derek pounds one good orgasm out of him, all the fight goes out of him and he takes it so WELL, hiccups out these sweet little apologies. YEAH.

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UGH YES.

Derek takes a deep breath through his mouth to catch that scent in the air. Sheriff Stilinski is still completely unaware that his cute teenage omega son is right on the cusp of having his first heat. Derek’s shoulders go tall and stiff as he takes it in, alert.

It’s not like the Sheriff can taste it on the air like a wolf can, that tangy irritation that’s steaming all citrus-sharp off the kid’s skin. And it’s too early, the kid all gangly and half-finished, not sturdy enough for a good mating yet. But it happens sometimes, when a kid has to grow up fast. Derek knows. He hit his own peak at 15 a week after the fire. 

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